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Brits living in Malta who voted for Brexit told to pack their shit and get out

Karl Stennienibarra

British people who live in Malta and who voted for Brexit have been told by the government to pack their shit and get out.

The United Kingdom officially left the European Union at midnight last night.

Addressing Brexit-voting British expats in a press conference, Home Affairs minister Byron Camilleri said: “You’ve had 11 hours to pack your shit and leave, so why are you still here? Aren’t you against immigration? As they say on Eastenders: g’won, sling yer ‘ook.”

Camilleri added that if Brexit-voting expats didn’t leave within 24 hours, they would be forcibly removed.

“It’s not nice being told to get out of a country is it, you jingoistic pricks? At least UK-based Brexiteers had the integrity to never leave their backwards little bumblefuck-nowhere villages in rainy North Wankshire. But not you. You thought, “I’m white and a subject of Her Royal Highness The Queen so I can go wherever I please. Well say goodbye to Buġibba, you racist sun-burnt twats, because it’s holidays in Blackpool and meals of boiled-everything for you from now on. Now put down the pint glass and get in the fucking van before I have the police kick your shitty teeth in.”

Meanwhile, Camilleri has also told UK-based Maltese people who have criticised the government at any point to “suck it, bitches.”