On Tuesday, author Mark Camilleri leaked hundreds of WhatsApp messages between businessman Yorgen Fenech and Labour MP Rosianne Cutajar.
While many of the messages have already been shared extensively on social media, these represent just a fraction of the leak, so here are 10 things you may have missed…
1. Yorgen Fenech hates pineapple on pizza, and ended his four-year affair with Cutajar because she expressed her love for that pizza from Pizza4U that has grapes and walnuts on it, with extra grapes.
2. While they were still seeing each other, Fenech and Cutajar planned to run away to Costa Rica and open a surfing school together.
3. Yorgen Fenech’s penis bears a striking resemblance to Stewie Griffin
4. Rosianne Cutajar’s hoarse voice is the result of eating half a kilo of gravel every day.
5. In an apparent homage to her Qormi roots, Cutajar and Fenech would often role play as St Sebastian and a Roman soldier. Mimicking the saint’s martyrdom, Fenech would pierce Cutajar with arrows (his penis), before hitting her with a cudgel (also his penis).
6. Cutajar’s pet name for Fenech was ‘My Little Journalist Killer’.
7. Other people are also mentioned in the messages. According to Fenech, on one occasion Konrad Mizzi did so much cocaine that he believed he was the Norse god Thor and attempted to jump off the terrace of Portomaso Tower’s Twenty Two club.
8. Charles Farrugia ‘It-Tikka’, Cutajar’s close associate, got his nickname because he puts a full-stop after every word when texting.
9. Disgraced former prime minister Joseph Muscat enjoyed watching Fenech and Cutajar have sex while sitting on a wooden fold-up chair (“bħal tal-knisja”) in the corner of the former’s bedroom. While reminiscing, the two agreed it was strange that Muscat never expressed any arousal himself, instead staring intently at them and occasionally muttering “hmm” and writing something down in a notebook.
10. Cutajar used to fill the Bulgari handbag gifted to her by Fenech with Twistees.
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