Two thirds of Adrian Delia’s body do not believe Adrian Delia is an effective leader of the opposition, a new survey has shown.
The survey was conducted by Bis-Serjetà’s statistics team, who were shrunken down to a microscopic size and injected into Delia’s body.
Each of Adrian Delia’s body parts – including vital organs, bones and tissue – were asked if they still thought Adrian Delia could win an election at the helm of the Nationalist Party.
A devastating 66 per cent of his body parts replied in the negative, with support particularly low among elements of his digestive and muscular systems.
On the flip side, Delia’s main strongholds were located in his extremities, namely his genitals, fingers, toenails and hair.
However, the latter indicated its support would recede should Delia fail to bring the party together in the coming year. The genital area also noted that its enthusiasm would shrink if the PN leader did not transform the party into an arousing alternative to Labour.
Replying to the survey, Delia said that, despite the fact that the majority of his own body was rejecting him, he would still aim to lead the PN into the next election in two years’ time.
“If it comes to it, I will remove the body parts that oppose me and replace them with more loyal ones,” he said.
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