Hey bitches. Guess who’s back? It’s me, Nev Nev.
Did you think just because my boo thang Joseph and my bestie Keith were out of the picture, I would be too? Well, think again. You don’t get rid of the Gafster that easily.
‘What have you been up to since you were booted out of government?’ I hear you ask. Oh you know, not much. Taking a few selfies, but mainly working for the government.
What? Yeah, those guys can’t live without me. I’m just too good at my job of breaking international law. When there’s a migrant ship that needs to be illegally turned back to Libya, I’m the best in the business.
What’s my secret? Simple really – because I operate in the shadows, I don’t have to pay attention to such annoying things as protocols and conventions. I’m like a character out of Homeland, but twice as badass.
And even if ‘Lil Bobby didn’t want me around, I’d still turn up because I’m Joseph’s special boy and I do what I want.
Some people think I do all this for the money, but it’s definitely for the love of my country. Just like when I scammed those war-wounded Libyans a few years back. Malta ħanina, medical visa, as they say in North Africa.
Anywho, I’ve got to go give a foot massage to Keith. Later bitches!
