By Karl Stennienibarra
Nationalist Party leader Adrian Delia is hard at work preparing for an imminent attack by White Walkers, according to leaked WhatsApp messages seen by Bis-Serjetà.
“In April, the Night King and his undead horde will arrive on our shores,” the rambling 1000-word message began.
“After years of mismanagement by previous governments, the Wall in the North was unable to withstand the onslaught by thousands of reanimated corpses.
“…today Christmas time has ended, and Winter has come. Only a united PN, with the Lord of Light on our side, can hope to defeat this evil. But I fear the Others already walk in our midst.”
Delia appears to be referring to his long-held suspicion that Jason Azzopardi is a White Walker.
The message ended: “Holding my flaming sword aloft I will destroy my family.”
Delia’s next message read: “Sorry guys I mean ‘foes’ not ‘family’. F*cking autocorrect.”
When one party official in the Whatsapp group suggested that Delia should be focusing on the upcoming European Parliament elections, Delia promptly replied, “THEY HAVE UNDEAD VISERION MAN!”
Asked to comment on Delia’s statements, the Night King told Bis-Serjetà, “Adrian Delia is the worst bitch I’ve ever seen in my life.”
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