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Local racist conflicted over Neville Gafà being Muslim but also keeping immigrants out

Karl Stennienibarra

Local racist Clint Zahra has mixed feelings about the revelation that former OPM aid Neville Gafà kept out thousands of African migrants, since he also revealed he is Muslim.

Gafà testified in court yesterday that, because of his actions in Libya, thousands of migrants who were going to attempt to cross the Mediterranean did not do so. While this has not been verified, and it is unclear what authority he had to do so, Zahra has already weighed in with his opinion.

But before starting his testimony, he asked to swear on the Koran instead of the Bible.

“Man, this one’s tough. On the one hand, he’s a Maltese hero for stopping more dirty Africans coming to Malta, and under normal circumstances, I’d say give him Gieħ ir-Repubblika,” Zahra said.

“But on the other, Muslim, really? What’s wrong with being Christian? Doesn’t he know that Mohammed was a paedophile, or what they did to us in 1565? Maybe it’s because he wants to have more than one wife, I don’t know.

“I suppose I have to ask myself, what’s worse – being black, or being a Muslim? I need some time to think this one through.”

This is not the first time Zahra has felt conflicted. Last January, he could not decide whether he loved or hate Matteo Salvini, while last summer he had a conflicted boner over the winner of the Miss Univers Malta pageant, who was Venezuelan.

“It’s times like this I wish I were liberal. I wouldn’t have such moral and erectile conundrums,” he lamented.