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Maltese racist not sure if he loves or hates Salvini

A Maltese racist has spoken of his conflicted feelings towards Italian interior minister Matteo Salvini.

Clint Zahra, 34, from Birkirkara, opened up to Bis-Serjetà after Salvini accused Malta of not taking its fair share of African asylum seekers, while also refusing to let any of them into Italy.

“Like, I love how he closes Italian ports to filthy immigrants and doesn’t give a shit what anyone says,” Zahra enthused while stroking a picture of Salvini on his phone.

“But then sometimes I think he wouldn’t hesitate to dump them all on my doorstep. God, I’m so confused!”

Zahra described how, during a sleep-over last night, his best friends had been divided over what he should do.

One bestie said that Salvini was the only one stopping Europe from becoming a black, Muslim, transgender-filled, liberal Marxist hell hole, while another told Zahra he’d seen Salvini flirting with Poland.

“We talked for hours about how annoying it is that countries with a nationalist ideology will always put themselves first, even at the expense of other nationalist countries. Life is so unfair!”

Following the sleep-over negotiations, Zahra appears to be sticking with Salvini over his own country.

“He’s an asshole, but I also want him to hold me in his big strongman arms and whisper softly in my ear that the white race will prevail.

“Oh, why do I always have to fall for bad boys?!” Zahra cried.

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