JUST LOOK AT THAT ROAD.
LOOK AT IT. LOOK HOW BLACK IT IS. HOW SMOOTH. YOU COULD WIPE YOUR ASS ON IT. BUT DON’T YOU DARE WIPE YOUR ASS ON IT OR I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU.
LOOK HOW EMPTY. IT’S ALWAYS GOING TO BE EMPTY BECAUSE THERE WILL NEVER BE ANY TRAFFIC, EVER.
HAVE YOU LOOKED AT IT YET? LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT THOSE BEAUTIFUL WHITE LINES, SEPARATING FOUR LANES. FOUR! HAS THERE EVER BEEN A GREATER FEAT OF ENGINEERING?!
AND PAVEMENT! NO, YOU AREN’T HALLUCINATING. AN ACTUAL PAVEMENT. FOR PEOPLE. TO WALK ON.
SEE THAT CAR ON THE LAY-BY? THAT’S MY CAR. I PARKED THERE SO I COULD GET OUT AND SNIFF THE ROAD, ON ALL FOURS. I LOVE THE SMELL OF ASPHALT.
GOD I CAN’T WAIT FOR THAT FIELD TO BECOME A PETROL STATION, OPPOSITE THE OTHER PETROL STATION. THAT’S ANOTHER SMELL I LOVE. GIVE ME FUEL, GIVE ME FIRE, GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE! OOOHHHH.
BUT SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT THAT ROAD.
#GETTINGTHINGSDONE
