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Malta wins gold in synchronised outrage

Malta has won its first ever Olympic gold medal, after coming first in the synchronised outrage competition in Paris.

Featuring for the first time as an Olympic sport, synchronised outrage consists of teams of two players – one on a laptop and another on a phone – attempting to post more fake news articles, conspiracy theories and bigoted opinions onto social media than their opponents in the space of five minutes. Points are also awarded for the number of reactions and comments generated by the posts.

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