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Simon Mercieca aiming to prove Europe is run by spider lizards

Karl Stennienibarra

Simon Mercieca has embarked on a mission to prove that Europe is run by a race of spider lizards, after becoming a candidate in the European Parliament elections.

The blogger and history professor said that while EU leaders such as Ursula von der Leyen looked like people, they were in fact terrifying arachnid-reptilian hybrids disguised as humans.

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