Being quarantined for two weeks due to potential exposure to the COVID-19 Coronavirus actually sounds fucking great, an introvert has admitted.
The health authorities have advised people returning to Malta from countries with high numbers of confirmed cases of the virus, such as China and northern Italy, to quarantine themselves for two weeks.
“Honestly, that sounds fucking great,” said Francesca Xuereb, 25, from Swieqi.
“I find people overwhelming at the best of times, and all this panic has made my social anxiety even worse. So if I’m forced to spend two weeks indoors bingeing on Netflix, playing PS4, and not having to deal with idiots, bring it the fuck on,” Xuereb added added.
“I’m actually thinking of booking a holiday to Venice. Not only will I enjoy the quarantine when I get back, but while I’m there I won’t have to queue behind stupid Americans and shitloads of obnoxious Chinese people to get into museums and galleries. Honestly #TeamCoronavirus,” she said.
